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``Using high-intensity focused facial pressure (*in other words, facesitting), we correct facial distortions and autonomic nerve disturbances,'' says the esthetician as she straddles my face. Furthermore, if the groin area is attacked as it is, the autonomic nerves and lymph nodes will be too well adjusted and a full erection will occur! Then she said, ``I'll fix this too,'' while sitting on her face.