DVDES-280 - Human Curling

I wish they had put more effort into the game design, like adding a competition with penalty games. The coach's 'special training' was just a cookie-cutter erotic routine for everyone, which got boring fast. The acrobatic group scene at the end was actually pretty good, so it's a shame the rest of the production didn't lean more into the game mechanics.

It was so ridiculous I laughed. I like it. It's an old one, but I wish they'd make a modern version. Maybe include some 'soda ne' (that's right) or 'mogu-mogu time' (eating time) references.

The idea of getting naked and using your own body for curling is genius and so erotic! Plus, the way they slather lotion all over their naked bodies to make them slide better, leaving them glistening—it's got such a fetishistic vibe, it's incredibly erotic! The most erotic part was when they were curling, sliding with their legs spread wide in a V-shape, showing everything. There's a rule where you get big points if you can insert a dildo into your pussy, and in the final scene, they actually succeed—the sight of them celebrating together despite being forced to do something so shameful was strangely erotic. Also, the 'erotic special training' from the male coaches was great. In the training, they all lay in a row, naked, forced to spread their legs in a V-shape, and the sight of all four pussies exposed was visually stunning.

If they’re going to do this, I wish they’d add more eroticism—like having a penalty game for the loser of the competition or placing a naked male actor in the house. I also really wish they’d do something about the tacked-on, makeshift sex scenes in the second half.

The year 2010, when the Winter Olympics are held. As expected—or perhaps inevitably—the AV industry has finally rolled out 'Human Curling.' They use lotion to increase the slide, aiming for a penis-shaped dildo at the center of the circle. There are four actresses, just like in the real sport. Since they need flexible bodies to spread their legs wide, they strengthen themselves with stretching. To tighten the pussy, nothing beats a dildo and some fucking. Personally, Yuno Shirasu was my favorite.