NTRD-106 - The Aftermath of a Day-Drinking Party: My Wife Getting Busy with the Neighbors

We're just a normal couple, but we started hosting monthly home parties with drinking buddies from the neighborhood. One day, my wife asked to host a weekday daytime drinking session. I said sure and headed to work, but I had a bad feeling. When I checked in during my break, she didn't even read the message. A few hours later, I got a text back—but the tone felt completely off. What the hell happened in my living room?