POST-259 - Re-educating Delinquent Girls: Do as I Say or Get Expelled!

I've been a fan of Red for 20 years, but the fact that they still blatantly rely on fake creampies has become a tradition at this point. However, fake creampies just don't do it for me—couldn't they switch to a facial finish instead? In this day and age, where low-side-effect birth control is easily accessible, I think a real creampie would be perfectly fine. It's a manufacturer that has great concepts but has remained disappointing for 20 years.