
There's no such thing as a free lunch, and I learned that the hard way. I picked up a girl who looked like a total mess in front of a convenience store, thinking I'd just feed her. She had that classic 'needy girl' vibe, and after a cup of ramen, she was all over me. I thought I got lucky, but she turned into a total stalker. She tracks my GPS, shows up at my work, and is obsessed with me. The upside? She's a total nympho who serves me 24/7, making sure I never have to take care of myself ever again.